In his defense, I've seen a security guard wipe on a segway and it was hilarious. I laughed my dick off…then I asked him if he was okay.

Funny Games? That's an R.D.D., a Ron Donald Don't!

Fun is an RDD, a Ron Donald Do! Unless it is at work, then it is a RDD, a Ron Donald Don't. Because, as you know, there is no personal business on company pond.

The one where I slap it around a bit, or the one where I belushi the beam at my reunion…definitely.

The one where I slap it around a bit, or the one where I belushi the beam at my reunion…definitely.

I don't think anyone mentioned it, and I could just be a bottle of Beam deep, Belushi-style, but weren't there signs and table center-pieces in that cafeteria at Lip's college that said Chicago?! Isn't he supposed to be at MIT?