Babe.

Babe.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Thanks!  I tried to dig up an article I read awhile back about this subject (comparing the degree to which SATC resembled an experience more likely to have been had by Candace Bushnell or Michael Patrick King), but alas, I couldn't find it.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Thanks!  I tried to dig up an article I read awhile back about this subject (comparing the degree to which SATC resembled an experience more likely to have been had by Candace Bushnell or Michael Patrick King), but alas, I couldn't find it.

Hmm, that was a severe reaction on my part.  A little back story is warranted.

Hmm, that was a severe reaction on my part.  A little back story is warranted.

This is beyond obnoxious.  He had a mental breakdown for reasons that really aren't hard to understand or explain, and now you're re-imagining that experience into yet another internet bullshit think piece.

This is beyond obnoxious.  He had a mental breakdown for reasons that really aren't hard to understand or explain, and now you're re-imagining that experience into yet another internet bullshit think piece.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Oh I didn't mean it as a criticism.  Sure, you're absolutely right that there are real, full blooded ladies who think like the SATC queens.  (Your mom sound awesome, btw.)

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Oh I didn't mean it as a criticism.  Sure, you're absolutely right that there are real, full blooded ladies who think like the SATC queens.  (Your mom sound awesome, btw.)

Brooklyn girls look good on paper (or OKCupid, more like), but I couldn't handle them showing up sweated stained and numb-vagina'ed from the 6 mile bike ride over.

Brooklyn girls look good on paper (or OKCupid, more like), but I couldn't handle them showing up sweated stained and numb-vagina'ed from the 6 mile bike ride over.

In all fairness, I saw a handful of episodes over the course of the run and thought the first few seasons were actually pretty good.

In all fairness, I saw a handful of episodes over the course of the run and thought the first few seasons were actually pretty good.

"Be emotionally withholding and abusive, add money and ass-play" pretty much sums up everything I've learned about dating women in Manhattan over the years.

"Be emotionally withholding and abusive, add money and ass-play" pretty much sums up everything I've learned about dating women in Manhattan over the years.

I've thought about this carefully, and yes, you're right.  Beautifully argued.

I've thought about this carefully, and yes, you're right.  Beautifully argued.

Fuck you shut up Judd Apatow.

Fuck you shut up Judd Apatow.