As soon as I heard  "And on the next Low Winter Sun," I muttered "nobody cares."

So, were any other AV Club folks already going to the finale screening? I managed to snag a ticket during the.5 seconds they were on sale.

Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my…*gunshot*

This is such a beautiful runner. Probably my second favorite bit (nothing beats speed holes) in an episode filled with greatness.

I think I read a news story once that said that anthropologists had gone around the world and discovered that "sticking your tongue out while concentrating" was the one truly universal expression.

You laugh, but the CableACE Award was a real thing.

And making it ring from inside your digestive system.

For some reason, my dad really loved Fat Tony's "Let's go to Big 5." when the episode first aired.

The tenor!

Wait, 2005?

How about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?

Nazi College? You can't eat that!

That is beautiful.

I hope that the official episode description for the last episode is just "Fuck man, just God, this show, I just…damn."

With a franch dressing ribbon running through the ice cream.

Why didn't she purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

Kove only had one scene, but every line she had was golden, whether it was commenting that it was a mistake to let women be NTSF agents or that "A madman like Hoffstein on the loose threatens to undo all the good work Nixon did."

Chief explaining why she can't be shrunk:

The annual Inside of A Kid's Blood Vessels Party was my favorite college tradition.

I made the mistake of taking a sip of water just as Dori started screaming at the perm. I nearly choked to death as soon as the carjacking sounds started up.