While she was on her honeymoon, Dorothy Parker received a telegram from her editor asking her to send in her overdue writing. Her response:

I won't fuck us over, I'm Mister November!

And lest we forget 2010's Song of the Summer:

This edition of AVQ&A is rated NC-17.

It's the only word in the English language that can be used as every part of speech.

Black Dynamite, I know that we just met, but somehow I feel that I can trust you.

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker!

Mmm, ethics.

In the pilot episode of Better Call Saul, Saul is hired by a redneck petty criminal named Ronnie Dobbs.

I recall reading an interview with Colbert where he says he'd never have Coulter on the Report, because he isn't sure she believes her own material.

Finally! I've been waiting for an excuse to do that for years.

See, the problem with this is that the list says "entertainers."

This is one of the best things I've ever read about 9/11.

Late in the Bush administration, didn't they announce that a few years after 9/11 they stopped a plot to destroy the Library Tower (US Bank Tower) in Downtown L. A.?

Oh yeah, I read Ex Machina a couple of years ago. The reveal at the end of the first issue is fantastic. Loved that book.

@avclub-394dc8be941678fb1dcfc647005e6af6:disqus: I think that's the one @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus is talking about.

Yeah, I liked him on Weekend Update, and I even enjoyed his two Monday Night Football years, largely because it was just such a uniquely weird experience. ESPN's website even had an "Annotated Dennis Miller" column on Tuesday mornings to explain what he was talking about.

Question for the room: With the exception of the (possibly non-canon) issue  @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus mentions above, does anyone know if 9/11 happened in either the Marvel or DC universe, and if so was there an in story explanation why no hero was able to stop it?

The Larch.

America, fuck yeah!