Sigh…Jesus, Marie.

Whedon has what to do with this now?

It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Andy Richter smacking down Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy is in my all-time top ten greatest episodes of television.

I would love if they introduced the 137th Doctor in the 50th Anniversary special. You know, really fuck with the whole "only 13 regenerations" rule.

Now that man I'd hate to fight. Cause @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus  wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em

I just did a Sideshow Bob shudder.

Thank you, this is really the only point that needs to be made regarding this question.

LIVE NICE…FOR THE TROOPS!

In the mid-2270s, she will help the USS Enterprise investigate V'Ger.

"Nick Cannon Conceived on May 2, 1978" nearly killed me. I don't know what Paul Scheer's obsession with Nick Cannon is all about, but I support it.

"…Jerry Seinfeld and Forrest Gump in the same elevator…"

So, you're more of a Martha Reeves guy?

Hoda's on the verge of tanning her way out of the visible spectrum.

Hmm, I never realized that Jayma Mays in all leather was a thing I wanted to see before.

I know a guy who played football in college (and briefly in the NFL) and was heavily recruited by various colleges. Amongst the letters of interest he got was one from Tennessee which said, on official University of Tennessee letterhead, quote "Grades don't matter here."

The Union forever!

They do have boats!

Alright, let's play Kill, Fuck, Marry with that photo.

Actually, he's two teenage girls wearing a trenchcoat, with one standing on the other's shoulders.