If you think that's bad, I once included a parenthetical citation in a letter to my middle school crush.

The real Cookie would never use "the."

"Jimmy Carter's a wimp!"

For all the great weirdness of that exhibit (seeing the milk bar sculptures up close, the Shining twins' dresses just hanging there), the strangest moment was walking in to the 2001 room and seeing the space baby staring right at me.

Fuck yeah, fucking Luther!

Let me tell ya, if you grab some drinks and some friends, Battleship is really fun to make fun of. There's a sequence towards the end which is the most unintentionally WTF? thing I've ever seen.

Brie? i always had you down as a double Gloucester type.

And Catherine Shepherd was the shopgirl who Mark followed to college on Peep Show.

I hear the ballet in Prague is excellent.

Like how in the Dave Matthews Band, Carter Beauford is the Dave.

Wahhhh. I want this to be real.

I'm just glad that HDB regales us with these stories to let us know that he's still alive.

I still have a coupon for a free mani-pedi from Manny Petty.

*Seal Team Six arrives at @avclub-912a96819c9a3f09a4217e7dbb4d3e74:disqus's house, places a black bag over his head, takes him to an undisclosed location.*

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus Well, when Jackson was unconscious, "Captain Creepo" did form the third point of the Order's triangle. That's good enough in my book.

Here you go:

This sounds fucking bonkers:

"Sorry, we don't have any jump suits in size stupid big."

Nein Nunb will always be my favorite member of the Order of the Triad.

I love the design on Shuttle Cock: A guy in an astronaut's uniform holding a badminton racket. So stupid, so perfect.