Don't forget President Calvin Ellis (aka Superman of Earth 23).

If I recall correctly, didn't he carve them himself?

TWO BAD NEIGHBORS

He's the best. I love that after McKinley was shot, told Teddy to get out of town to give the impression that there was nothing to worry about. So, Teddy goes off to summit New York's highest mountain. Just after he reached the peak, a park ranger comes running out of breath with a telegram, informing him that…

Nooooope.

One second…

Let me check.

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics.
And for that, sugar, I apologize.

Don't you mean flaccid?

Chess Boxing: The thinking fighting man's sport!

First let me say that that's great that you got to play on the stage at CBGB. Even though you never play an actual show there, that still must have been a damn good moment for you and your bandmates. So, kudos to you.

I just want to say how much I love that this is a place where we throw around the phrase "the real Cookie Monster."

You're right, his children do need wine.

I once dated a girl who was shocked that I had never seen a Land Before Time. She was insistent that I needed to at least see the first one.

That Independence Day-saster thing's a joke right.  It's just included in here to see if we were paying attention this week.

Iron Fist was such a joy to read. I read it on the Marvel Digital Comics Unlimited site a few years back, and I'm kind of glad I didn't have to wait a month for the next chapter because it was just so fun and exciting.

When I saw this, I knew this issue would be a blast.

Your commute was so grueling because Pazuzu had personally cursed it.

I've heard about that fake town, just like most things North Korean, it's funny and very, very sad.

I went to Occidental College, which is home to the weird ass fountain seen on Vulcan in Search For Spock: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V…