Bring your big wheel and ride around the lobby until they kick you out.

HE LIVES!

The DMZ has to be one of the weirdest places on Earth. It's definitely on my list of places to visit.

My dad took me to New York back in 2006 and I knew that CBGB's was going to be closing a few months after our trip, so it was my mission to visit the club before it met its demise.

I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the racist audience never went to college.

American History Story.

I don't even have a joke for this. Just fuck CNN.

Yeah, the use of "Love's Theme" during "the talk" is pretty great. Really, the sound on that whole sequence is fantastic. The coach starting to talk to Sam saying, "Now, some men, not me…" and the sound dropping out as he closes the door and the music starts up.

Sorry Inventory, I think we're all a little too wrapped up in the Texas Senate debate to comment right now.

THE ILLEST IMPROV

But seriously, can someone really "look forward to Shoah?"

Normally, I'd suspect that a team managing to completely blow a potential victory in just 18 seconds would really hurt the morale of that team's fanbase. But then I remembered, they're Boston fans, they probably still think the Bruins are the fuckin best and that the Blackhawks are a bunch of cheatahs.

Oh Luther, you are a mean and nasty show and I absolutely love you for it.

I mean, yeah, this one's really good, but nothing can top Dean Ween saying "Well, you’re a dick!"

Strangely enough, even at the Bizarro A. V. Club, Girls is still controversial.

Yeah, I've hated this song for some time now, so this whole entry was nice and cathartic.

Nothing is quite as funny as watching people perform this song at karaoke, and while reading the lyrics for the first time in their lives, slowly discovering it's about crystal meth and fellatio.

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Give 'em hell, Dowager Countess!

My first thought upon seeing this picture: