God, some of the Pete stuff in this episode was just hilarious. It served as a nice chaser to the high proof whiskey that was the Don storyline in this episode.

I once took part in a Civil War re-enactment, so when they parked at the re-enactment, my first thought was "They'd never let the cars be so close to the campsites. That ruins the mood!" Sigh…

I was just laying some pipe.

I'm going home to sleep with my wife!

Who are you, the Narrator?

For rage inducing reference:

For rage inducing reference:

My mom still shoots with film, and she had to track down a small independent photo place after all the CVSes stopped working with film.

Kids, you heard the cartoon rat!

You know, leaving Grampa to watch the Simpson house never ends well…

Yeah, looks like.

Yup, my family's been using it ever since this episode premiered.

Yup, my family's been using it ever since this episode premiered.

Not only one of the best Simpsons cutaway gags, but one of the best cutaway gags in tv history.

CHILDREN NEED WINE!

Itchy's 70s Disco, Est. 1980

I love that he didn't even understand what the killer robots were a reference to. Puh-leeze, indeed.

The fruit smuggling scene is one of the few "cut from syndication" scenes that I remembered, so I was quite happy when I got the DVDs and could finally see that moment again.

And talk about a preachy book, everyone's a sinner; except for this guy.

*Inspirational Thomas Newman score reaches a crescendo.*