So long, and thanks for all the wonderful articles, Scott.

My all time favorite exchange:

I love the moment in the bowling episode where Norm walks in to the bar at the bowling alley and everyone yells his name. The Cheers gang is shocked that there's another bar that he frequents.

The discussion of "sweatiest movies of all time" in the pilot is not too far from actual discussions my friends and I have had.

Just going to leave this here:
"At the Mos Eisley Cantina, everybody knows his name."
―Major Derlin's Decipher trading card

I am the Hero of Akron-Canton, and so is my wife!

@avclub-f7dafc45da369f8581fdf3bd599075aa:disqus: A dollar twice.

It can be both, other Dr. Clint!

You may be right. I may be crazy, but I just might be the lunatic you're looking for.

Haley Joel Osment is 25? I'm 25, but for some reason this news is making me feel old.

If this isn't a hilarious trainwreck, it'll just be offensive.

Shut up, I'm trying to watch the play.

The legitimate terror in Henry's face in that scene makes me think that Oliver really is a ghost, rather than Geoffrey's madness.

Darren's greeting in that scene is perfectly bitchy:

"There are young people out there, gathering in the parking lot!"

Like a baby treats a diaper.

I'm on top of the world… it's a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

I own Songs in the Key of Springfield on cassette. Cassette!

And the Grammy for best hardcore thrash metal goes to…

I wish it was real, if only because I want to frame that photo of Cliffy.