Yeah.  Because all gay men think alike and have the exact same taste.

Oh God, that would be perfect. Why are you not an exec at ABC?

You're looking at a man that's a kind of mad.

"Hung" was HBO pretending it was Showtime.  Good riddance.

So … are we all dealing with insomnia, or are we all in far-flung time zones?

I'm pretty sure that's Google translate.  Lobsters Juan doesn't speak Spanish.

He wishes.

That sentence leads me to suspect that you fucked around during high school English as well.

3 to 10% of guys don't.

Speaking of pointlessly heated arguments in shoutboxes: Have you ever been to an artist's page where there are two artists who share the same name but are from different countries and/or sing in different languages?

But no YouTube view count?  And they call that a methodology for determining artistic value?

Niggas in Paris?  Is that the one where Jay-Z raps about how much money he has?

The first generation of celebutants knew how to hustle — they filmed sex tapes, they had them "leaked."  The ones today just expect their daddies to get them reality shows.  Where is the initiative of the fame whores of yore?

Say it ain't so.

The painted dirt was pretty clever, though.

Those trash compactors are an affront to good engineering.  Imperial MIT must be a joke.

Were they that awful?  I have vague memories of the second, but 1 and 3 three seemed like perfectly serviceable Hollywood fare.

Fair enough.

So in your world, it's Conan Doyle who's banal?

So … nice weather today, huh?