They thought so at first, but it turned out to be Russian pop music. Common mistake.

In a twist, turns out the magic of editing Wikipedia was in you all along!

Congratulations, you are the Family Guy of AV Club features!

Also, they didn't bury it deep enough.

The subject of Wiki Wormhole in two weeks (maybe)

It's quite likely they were partly written by college-level professors. Many academics are, surprise, huge nerds, and has editing Wikipedia amongst their hobbies.

Probably commenting on the AV Club without it resulting in getting laid with the rest of us, which in retrospect feels like a waste of time.

Are you sure it wasn't for stealing projectors?

They made a movie based on Battleship. Asteroids will not be far away.

You must have missed that time when John Romero made us all his bitch.

Great, that's what I wanted to hear!

Retinas detaching from eye rolling doesn't sound scientifically accurate.

Not in college, which separates them from Harry Potter fans.

But, it has nothing to do with the government. There are no laws stopping cable companies from dealing with HBO and making services exclusive to their expensive packages.

Not me, I'm pasty as fuck.

Why do American companies always screw Americans a lot harder than people in other countries? Here (Sweden), you can get the local version of HBO Go without buying any other service, and it costs ~$12 a month

Ironically.

There's no way I'm going to click that link, but the Salon shtick is that everything is sexist or racist, so I'm not surprised.

That's insensitive.

Does the T-shirt have the text "History's greatest monster" on it? Because it should.