That explains the moaning. 

They'll stone you when you're watching Betty White…

My 18-month-old has an iphone.  She can watch stuff on the PBS ap, but it doesn't have a phone plan.  It feels weird.

Hammerhead Revisited was a good period shark movie. 

Shooting the airtank in the shark's mouth was a clear Jaws ref.

Gorky Shark.

Barefoot in the Shark. 

I red what you did there.

Wonktapussy.

Sloucher.

"Some guys just weren't cut out for life on the road gang."

I prefer a nice cab calloway.

You've done a man's job, sir.

Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?

I've read things you people wouldn't believe. 

Ooop!

Mom always did like you best. 

You're killing your father, Larry.

They're hangin' down at Dino's?

Imma let you Finnish.