I guess he couldn't wait.

It's like he dissolved mid-sentence!

Sandy Buttpipe had a prior engagement. 

Splooge McDuck?

…and they say he ran aaawaaaaaaayyyyy!  BRANDED!

Lost me at "thinking that my taint…"

Squiggy must hold the pigs.  

And that word is "whoa".

You better believe it pal.

You're making a German spectacle of yourself.

My sentient washing machine is gonna love this. 

Sometimes, there's a cat… well, he's the cat for his time and place. He fits right in there.

Jevver direct an adaptation of a memoir……..on weed?

Rock them.  Rock them all.

Not in my store you don't!

Against the power of metal there can be no victory. 

That's a paddlin'.

I can't wait to get to college, man…

And does she still talk like she just blew a chipmunk? 

*takes another drink*