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Ho there!

In Italy they put an egg on my pizza. I spent the rest of the night alternating which end I aimed at the toilet. 

Never heard of the 99 before, but their website just killed half my soul. 

With Goldie Hawn?

to the ER?

I've always loved you. 

I've always loved you. 

How old is that in Sparta?

How old is that in Sparta?

You'd think there would be more of them by now.  

You'd think there would be more of them by now.  

I should have stayed in school. 

I should have stayed in school. 

A "Songs That Got Stuck In My Head" Feature?  Cool!

A "Songs That Got Stuck In My Head" Feature?  Cool!

So his superpower is PMS?

So his superpower is PMS?

He's got very good arms.

He's got very good arms.