I would own that in every format.

It can't possibly be any worse than the Sprite commercial.

It can't possibly be any worse than the Sprite commercial.

I remember sneaking into Spring Break back when, and… boobs.

I remember sneaking into Spring Break back when, and… boobs.

And proud we are of all of him. 

And proud we are of all of him. 

And now, the aural sex!

And now, the aural sex!

World = US, Canada, England, Australia. Somebody needs to get these fuckers an atlas. 

World = US, Canada, England, Australia. Somebody needs to get these fuckers an atlas. 

"The question of what Zooey Deschanel is made of….anal beads."

"The question of what Zooey Deschanel is made of….anal beads."

Those ambulances won't chase themselves. 

Those ambulances won't chase themselves. 

Bam!

Bam!

This is giving customer service a black eye.

This is giving customer service a black eye.

Nice bro, bro.