I just turned 40, and I've never tried weed.

"… noting that the writers were 'fucking lazy assholes.' "

7 nominations for Best Actress in a Comedy and nothing for Rachel Bloom??

Nominations for Elisabeth Moss, Samira Wiley, Alexis Bledel and Ann Dowd ?

7 nominations for Best Actress in a Comedy and nothing for Rachel Bloom??

Nominations for Elisabeth Moss, Samira Wiley, Alexis Bledel and Ann Dowd ?

Oh! I assumed that was some lame shit like one person playing doctor going "Say Ahhh!" and the other going "AAAHHH!".

onset of geriatric FOMO (fear of missing out)?

Nope, and now I never will.

Really? Cos gauging from your comments I always assumed you live at home with your mama.
(Oh yes son, I'm talking to you)

I read that in a hurry and thought it was written by a 95 year old woman who started giving blow jobs when she was 73 …

"I want someone who'll love me for me! I shouldn't have to trim my overgrown savage bush - or the islands of hair on my back and butt. That's the real me! And if you're turned off by that then you're just superficial and shallow - and not the person I'm supposed to be with!!"
…
"Why am I still single? I'm a nice guy!…

"I have trained nonprofessionals who want to play doctor to give semi-realistic physicals, insert and irrigate catheters …"

You know who else really loves Despicable Me?

"Well, there's no way she's getting out of that.
…
Wait, how did she just get out of that?"

Ipswich? Oh dear!

The Democratic Party has got 99 problems, but sticker designs ain't one of the top 98 …

Whatever happened to the dude who played Luther (James's assistant) on Don't Trust the B?
He had the best lines!

Cheekbones for dayyysssss

♫ My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good! I didn't even try, try, try!
I gave you a UTI! ♫