Yes, in an election determined by 100,000 people in 3 rust belt states - he probably would have!

I'm sorry, saying this now doesn't do any good - I know - but I can't help myself, I've got to shout it out:

Halfrek!

Yes, and I for one am happy that Jeri Ryan gets to receive those sweet sweet residual cheques from syndication - she deserves it for giving us President Obama - who I miss already even though he hasn't left office yet (and I'm not even American).

A dull slog? Really?

I know, right? Unnecessary as fuck!

Last night, I binge-watched all the episodes to date of "Insecure", and all I can say is that, while it may not be perfect, this show is endearing and funny. as. fuck!

Wow, that sounded like the monologue from a Tarantino movie, where we see the badass female protagonist standing over the latest asshole to cross her path - while he's lying down holding his junk in fear

She deserved it for the season where she beat the crap out of Margo Martindale.

She deserves it - there's no contest.

I have a clear favourite in all categories except Best Actress in a Drama. Now *that's* a tough one. Do I root for Tatiana (who should really be up for best supporting and best guest actress too)? Or Viola Davis! Or Evan Rachel Wood!

This article. It's too - how do I describe it?

Ever since I heard her say in that plagiarised speech: "Your word is your BOND" with that scary stern look on her face, I can't look at her without imagining her say "I've been expecting you, Mr BOND!" before jumping on 007 and screwing him to death with her poison pussy …

Dammit, I did a stupid thing and clicked on the AV Club review of the ep before watching it - and even though I wasn't reading, the words "Bernard is a robot" jumped out at me.

Most people figured he was a host too, but I wrongly thought Theresa knew, and was using him as a nightly sexbot whenever she felt the need.

J J Abrams produced both Lost and Westworld

*watches News as former Breitbart chairman is given White House position*

Poor Theresa, in death - as in life - she got screwed by a robot! Damn, all this time she's been having sex with a robot and didn't know? I was expecting her to freak out and shout at Bernard:

Random trivia:

That monologue was genius - so much to unpack.