Wait a minute — you don't have an army! Well I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up. That's what I'd do if I didn't have no army. I'd shut the fuck up. Shut. the fuck. UP.

Wait a minute — you don't have an army! Well I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up. That's what I'd do if I didn't have no army. I'd shut the fuck up. Shut. the fuck. UP.

You might be right… if you can gin up some time machine and travel back to fifteen years ago.

You might be right… if you can gin up some time machine and travel back to fifteen years ago.

@avclub-c305906bce98a870409f20115c7cd4e7:disqus  that would be wrong. Matthew and Luke aren't harmonizable, at least not without a lot of squinting and a lot of fudging. Most scholars agree that the census mentioned in Luke is that of Quirinius, which occured in 6-7 CE; the Herod mentioned in Matthew died in 4 BCE.

@avclub-c305906bce98a870409f20115c7cd4e7:disqus  that would be wrong. Matthew and Luke aren't harmonizable, at least not without a lot of squinting and a lot of fudging. Most scholars agree that the census mentioned in Luke is that of Quirinius, which occured in 6-7 CE; the Herod mentioned in Matthew died in 4 BCE.

Spielberg more or less agrees too, at least when it comes to Close Encounters.

Spielberg more or less agrees too, at least when it comes to Close Encounters.

McCloud!

McCloud!

Raiders is where I think he starts to lose his vision. It's still a fun film, but — by design — it emphasizes thrills over anything else. Jaws has actual characters in it.

Raiders is where I think he starts to lose his vision. It's still a fun film, but — by design — it emphasizes thrills over anything else. Jaws has actual characters in it.

Incredible Hulk is half-assed: a by-the-numbers action movie that substituted fight sequences for character development (and the better Marvel movies have recognized that characterization is what made the Marvel Universe so rich); Ang Lee's Hulk emphasized character development over action, which was fine until the…

Incredible Hulk is half-assed: a by-the-numbers action movie that substituted fight sequences for character development (and the better Marvel movies have recognized that characterization is what made the Marvel Universe so rich); Ang Lee's Hulk emphasized character development over action, which was fine until the…

Actually, @avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus, you're not the only one. Hangover is nothing special but goes out of its way to make women either literal hookers with hearts of gold or wretched emasculating misandrists. Hangover 2 did more with the men-behaving-badly theme, particularly Stu's pansexualism.…

Actually, @avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus, you're not the only one. Hangover is nothing special but goes out of its way to make women either literal hookers with hearts of gold or wretched emasculating misandrists. Hangover 2 did more with the men-behaving-badly theme, particularly Stu's pansexualism.…

C'mon. Stan was obviously the best musial.

C'mon. Stan was obviously the best musial.

I stuck out the whole thing, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus , but it didn't get any better. But since I don't particularly enjoy Will Forte and can take or leave Will Arnett, I doubt Brothers Solomon is going to get much of my time.

I stuck out the whole thing, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus , but it didn't get any better. But since I don't particularly enjoy Will Forte and can take or leave Will Arnett, I doubt Brothers Solomon is going to get much of my time.