*sees mention of Bret Ratner, thinks about that book of big butts. Smiles.*

Short road to the gateway
I've heard only a few Reed songs post-VU and never really got the chance to go for more because I did not know where to start. This GTG will prove helpful, as will anything suggested in the comments. My problem is that the last few GTG have seemed incredibly short. I think the last in-depth…

Even if every other line were "Rabble-rabble" and "Gay agenda this, lefty agenda that," and "Hitler" you'd have nailed Beck perfectly. Study hard, study long, and don't forget to read the bible backwards, that way, you end with the beginning (think deep).

Oh, Lily, Lily, legs, Lily!

3D TV AND Smell-o-Vision?
When will they perfect the science of feeling the same sensations that the characters feel?

Hey AV Club!
I've been drunk all week, what news do you have for me? Oh…I see…

Joan Van Ark?

I guess this tells you how often I pay attention to her. Maybe she'll release a "stripped down" album in the future.

American Idol proved that music is manufactured for a specific market. It's like a fascist-version of Pandora Radio.

Hooray for Top 40?
I check in on this article every now and then. Chances are I've heard samples and bits of these songs at any given moment at work, and not by choice. I've grown to loathe radio, especially whatever is left of Top 40. I used to like a few Lady GaGa (Gaga?) songs and now…I can't stand her. She's…

Wait, WAIT!
Omaha has buildings? My only experience with Omaha was on a train and I was just passing through on my way to Denver. I remember a dusty looking stop, nothing for miles.

Apparently, it wasn't all that daunting.

Now Showing: _______Land!
This sounds like a low-rent "Adventureland." I'd expect a stunt like this from The Asylum. It's transparent what they're trying to do here.

I had a state and local government course in college which was basically us listening to the professor bitch for an hour about his Comcast bill. It was funny and sad.

Can't wait for the next season of "30 Rock" to catapult this news to stratospheric satirical heights.

I'm going to admit: lampooning this newswire post is just too easy….

Now if they had Paul Reiser wear a cape for 21 minutes…it still would have been canceled.

That was the rug on which she lost her virginity.

I spit on your grave…
With a shot-gun

Chuck was something I never bothered to watch, despite its appearance to be something I would. I felt like it was designed to capture a specific audience to be "hip" rather than a genuine attempt at being whimsical. Sort of like the evolution of the US version of "The Office" from cringe-humor cynicism to "aw-shucks,…