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Well, Obama is a magnetic, charismatic, handsome man with a magical touch for oration.

Multiple reasons:

Trump voters are going to think, "I thought we were in charge, why are we getting a Democratic budget?!"

Frankly, whenever he changes to that goofy CGI Cenobite face on the show, I go, "You don't need to do that. His regular smile is creepy enough."

I don't think Doctor Doom is willing to take order from an unwashed pig.

Red Skull: "Take a f__king shower!"

There's also the matter of his wife recently been revealed as having been connected to an FBI investigation for the past year.

At least I didn't make a reference to the Insane Clown Posse.

That may be the first compliment I've ever heard anyone sincerely give "Turistas." (Or, as I like to call it, "Hostel: Spring Break!")

The abortion rights thing didn't bother me much (there are numerous Democratic politicians who are personally against abortion but don't let it influence their politics in general), but then when he had the gall to dick around supporting Ossoff because he "didn't know if he was a progressive," I got pissed. You don't

That was horseshit. He'd have been eaten alive by the campaign the GOP would have run against him.

Hardly the first series that gets fucked with by Fox.

As far as I'm concerned, he's nothing but an old crank with the need to hog the spotlight for himself. Go away and let some younger and far more politically savvy progressives take the reigns.

You'd have to make a deal with the devil to get that latter option. This is Fox here.

So that's code for "Trump will do nothing, because he's all talk and no action."

He may have to, because if I was Secret Service, I sure as fuck wouldn't put myself on the line to protect him.

Seriously, it is so low on things I don't give a shit about it's practically in another plane of existence.

Added note: apparently the budget deal to keep the government running until September has been worked out and it includes:

If only Neil had been this passionate during the filming of "Stardust."

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Neil Gaiman being pancaked by a bus.