As a parent of a three year old I agree that they are actually pretty crappy all around. There are much better book series for young kids, even ones with repetitive concepts. But I loved them as a kid and so does my son, probably because every preschooler has dreamed of riding a big fluffy doggie like a horse. (And…

@Scrawler2:disqus  My extensive research verifies this. (i.e.: watching him lip sync to a tape of "Iron Man" in 1989 and giggling until I peed a little)

Studio executive: It shall be…

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus A few weeks back I met a woman who named her son, I swear to god, Anakin. She didn't even seem the least bit nerdy and I would have asked her who came up with that and why, but I was biting my cheek inside my mouth too hard to keep from laughing in her face.

I can forgive a lot of BSG digressions, but if there was one entire aspect of the show I could choose to eliminate, I'd get rid of that hammy klepto Lampkin and his little cat too.

I just realized our avatars are ever-so-slightly different. It's like two different images you'd tilt to see on one of those hologram cards to see Britta's face go from confused to disgruntled.

As I've said before, I (obviously) love community for its weirdness and hilarity and would most certainly feel terrible if it were cancelled. But Parks is my other favorite show and I love it because of my deep attachment to the world and the characters so I think it would hit me harder if that were the one to go. I'd…

It was kind of a given that the female audience was going to be high because of Whedon. I didn't even think the individual movies were that great except for the first Iron Man and bits and pieces of Thor, but his name on it means I need to see it, now. If it hadn't been the weekend before finals I would have seen it…

I truly love Buffy season 8, but only because I decided early on to not accept it as canon, more like one of the many possibilities of what might have happened after season 7. Then I was able to relax and be entertained by all the "WTF" moments that pop up, and all of the fanatics outraged reactions to said moments.

Well when I was 5 or so my mom enrolled me in some after school dance program, and the teacher was a total wacked-out hippie who believed more in interpretive dance and self-expression. There was a lot imitating various animals and emotions.

I don't know, Zooey Deschanel gets a lot of mileage out of it these days.

I would like to say I'm a better person than that, but give me a copy of Final Draft and a book of Mad Libs and I'll get it to you in 3 days.

Wow, where does the time go. I can't really think of a younger blonde actress that would fit… Hilary Duff?

Get Kevin James to play Jughead to your Archie. Then cast Heather Graham and Megan Fox as Betty and Veronica, who are inexplicably attracted to both of you despite your idiocy and hideousness. Then everyone farts for 90 minutes. Instant #1 at the box office.

Yep. I probably would enjoy superhero comics if I did get into them, but it seems like it would be a full time job to do so. One that costs me money since there are few if any at the library.

Rob Halford would like to have a word with you about your descriptor for non-metal fans.

It can be done, but my point was that there are also shows that started out great but never lived up to their initial promise. If a series is cancelled prematurely, there's never a way to know which category of shows it would have fell into. Then you get the argument that "it's good it got cancelled because now the…

No question that The Office is a shitpile now, but I really like that photo.

So it's a philosophical question really: given the choice between having a show with a "perfect" first season renewed, with the risk of being disappointed in where the show goes, OR leaving it short and unquestionably amazing but burdened by the fact that you'll never know if it would have gotten better, or worse?

You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of Line.