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nimby714
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Look, just because he's Canadian does not mean he's a spy!

Well…this cowboy's gonna head out.

What did you get there, the large?  That feeds two….or three.

"Shut up, baby dick!"

You mean Betty White's geriatric sex reality show "Almost Necrophilia"?

"I'll be honest with you, Ms. Targaryen.  I need three fire-breathing dragons and I need them today but these are just not what I'm looking for."

Well hopefully Mike Vick will make some better dogcisions in 2013.

That's because you can write notes on it.

@avclub-c9be0674ead9b2448c14d31c64f2b01b:disqus  Which, of course, led to the Doorknob Sack Control Act of 1994.  BTW Congress will have my sack when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!!

Oh Thirty Rock….f*ing Romans.

"I don't use the word 'hero' often but you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history."

Oh man, I could tell you some stories my friend….

I can't remember the exact wording but the part where they are arguing what constitutes a baby bird and Ders sighing "All wrong.." was great.

A better dermatologist than Dr. Threadson? I think not.

Homer: My socks feel dirty; I wanna wash 'em
Ned: Again?

Do do (Nelson laugh).

$20 can buy many peanuts.

No but Angus was…his death (from cirrhosis) sent her off the deep end and now she thinks she's a Scot.

It's a half-truth.