All-time classic… I love it. It's a window into the gross side of ourselves we keep hidden or delude ourselves into thinking doesn't exist.

I read Pride and Prejudice for the first time recently, and… I get why people like it.

Hopefully this is because his nausea has caused him to vomit to a degree where there is so little left inside that the soul just comes out.

I finally listened to the new Pharmakon album and liked it, although not as much as Bestial Burden.

Depends on the orifice.

I was going to buy a hefeweizen that wasn't RAR Groove City hefeweizen, but then it turned out RAR was in the beer store giving away beer.

Kanye West – Never Let Me Down
Cut Copy – Visions
R.E.M. – 1,000,000
Neil Young – Are You Ready For The Country?
Mission of Burma – Go Fun Burn Man (live)
David Bowie – Andy Warhol
The Cure – Lovesong
Liz Phair – What Makes You Happy
B.B. King – Don’t Answer The Door
Air – Alpha Beta Gaga

Same category, did anyone else get super faked out by the $2000 question about the son of a president whose middle name was Abram?

"It's the wheat in common to soba noodles and blini"

A cotton eatin', sherpa-lovin' harlot like you WOULD say that.

Here are some sex words!

Are you suggesting that you are on pills that get you laid? Asking for a friend.

"I hear doing nothing has wonderful health benefits. How would you like to hasten your death by doin' ME?"

Seriously, just when you thought Strom Thurmond was dead, BAM! he's back as the Republican Party platform!

They meant psychologically healthy, not the type of healthy that gets you laid.

Look to the cookie!

…I prefer him to Buzzy.

*glow tits*

They played a clip of him back when he was announcing his plan to go MAGA on his first 100 days, with him saying shit like how it was a contract between him and the American people and it will bring back accountability and transparency to government.

Come to think of it… hold the blackjack!