You can really tell he's been consulting his own brain (a very good brain) on this one.

Harold and Kumar Go To Hearst Castle is underrated.

I'm pretty sure it's just the fourth installment of the Evil Bong series of movies. I've only seen the first one.

Augusta made it damn near impossible for a DD, at least the way my brain works. I got Juneau pretty quick after cutting out the long months… was thinking May, June, July, March, April — only after I'd exhausted those would I have gone for August.

I promise you it can and will get a lot worse.

Yeah, but what if I told you we could bomb someone brown?

Upvote for perfect use of deeply obscure gimmick.

They got Calatrava to build the art museum there. That's impressive if you're into architecture.

I had a similar experience driving late at night through a mildly sketchy area. I think having a 1997 Geo Metro also probably put a target on my back. "Hey, this guy seems poor!"

I need Donald Trump on Celebrity Jeopardy right now.

It was crazy in Ocean's 11 when they set off that nuclear bomb to make all the lights go out.

Saw Noname in Baltimore this month, she was real good! Was def. in happy drunk mode, but it didn't hinder her rapping in the slightest.

Flying Saucer Attack doesn't really have what you'd call "diversity of sound", but what they do, they do better than anybody else. Further is damn near perfect.

Kendrick — good kid, M.A.A.D. city
Bowery Electric — Beat
Pere Ubu — New Picnic Time
Oddisee — The Good Fight
Kanye West — Late Registration
Donnie Trumpet/Social Experiment — SURF
Queens of the Stone Age — Songs For The Deaf
Electronic — s/t
Flasher — s/t EP
Gang of Four — Songs of the Free
Japandroids — Near To The Wild Heart…

If you are bitten by a snake, first check to make sure you are not in Australia… or India.

I wondered who that guy getting tackled by the US Park Police out in Rock Creek was!

Copperheads rely on their camouflage pretty heavily and don't usually run away when approached, preferring to assume you do not see them. Granted, that's better than being aggressive, but you still run the risk of being next to one and not knowing it until the little dude's fed up. WATCH YO ASS.

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Still Bill
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Indeed, history would seem to be on your side on that one! Nevertheless, I must disagree with your overall sentiment, old chum, as I have resolved to throw my support behind the Capitals of the District of Columbia!

Gotta include Bill Withers in there. His three Sussex albums are each flawless, surprised they don't get more love.