Did they draw straws to see who looked right into the camera, with bangs blonde winning? Neat. Also, Weezer, until the Red Album.

In your defense, it's… not great.

Conversation with my fiancee at the Women's March:

I'm sorry, but did you even SEE 2016?

Naah, you got a better chance of that if you just go with lethal injection, plus a better leg to stand on in the courts.

-I like Donald Trump, I got nothing against him, but I am gonna make orphans out of his children.

In fairness, he never specified which side he was on in the infowar.

If you'd like some good news… it turns out that our allies have decided they've got an interest in making sure Russia doesn't influence our leadership to destroy NATO… so they're gonna be investigating our ties to Russia, even if Republicans won't allow such an investigation here.

I could never date a girl that supported uox!N

I feel like this feature is redundant during pretty much every single tournament except TOC, since Js 1-5 are also fairly insultingly easy.

That was my thinking. Plus, it'd be a huge risk for very little payoff given the tournament format.

Listen, I'm only upvoting you because I'm bored, OK? Don't get any ideas.

I hear that you and your country are throwing out your billionaire and getting an orangutan.

A friend texted me to say how bonkers it was for the Yeshiva student NOT to go all-in on FJ since the category was "Books Of The Bible"

When I go to a local restaurant, honestly, "clean food" is not necessarily what I'm expecting.

If you're referring to the fact that Chance The Rapper won Grammys for Coloring Book despite the fact it had no physical release, then yes. The rules were changed this year to allow for streaming/digital-only releases.

Blackstar was a rock song, but Blackstar wasn't a rock album. Get it?

…and the Grammy Award for Best Flatulence in a Meeting Where Popular Music Was Mentioned by at Least One Attendee goes to…

And now we pay tribute to Prince. Controversial when he came on the scene in the late 70's, he became a giant of popular music over time, and he did it on his own terms. What a legacy. Anyways, these five Grammys go to Adele!

I'm a doctor. When I peak, it's in the line of duty.