Alex sexually assaulted an anthropomorphic skunk?

Guess that question wasn't just what the contestants needed.

"How can Trump focus on keeping Muslims out if he's spending so much time using Steve Bannon's erect penis like a harmonica? #BlowingIt"

We're going to build a wall around Aubrey Plaza and make Aubrey Plaza pay for it!

I just checked, and the B.C.-52's are available for the I Love Lucy adaptation. Can I have my greenlight now?

What about a bizarre adaptation of "I Love Lucy" for the big screen, where ScarJo plays Lucy, Javier Bardem plays Desi, and Judy "Supporting Actress" Greer plays Ethel Mertz, and it takes place in the same universe as the movie Lucy?

Comic book violence + nudie suit = liberation?

As a Weezer fan, I'm real sorry about what Rivers said about your sister.

Reagan got up and did the finger thing and everyone said "The finger thing means money!" at which point it became OK to promise people that you can cut taxes without cutting services even though you can't because the people who receive those services don't vote as much and then it just got worse from there.

I thought Aloha Oe was a solid guess.

To be fair, your opinion may have been different had you seen Carl in his bawdy costume.

You can't be serious.

"Am I to understand that's your father's skull you've inserted into that… ball for bowling?"

I think the unfinished-ness of Kafka's stuff makes it tough to like… in a different way than the subject matter makes it tough to like.

In my ongoing "Every other novel I read will be Harry Potter since I've never read them" project, I have just completed Absalom, Absalom and have started reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Ohhhhhhhh yeah.

New Radicals, Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too

New Year's resolution: More white russian digestifs.

This is something I need to do, especially as I approach the "real estate purchase" mode of my life. Just have to decide which one would be best for my purposes — there are local ones where I live as well as one through work (State gov't).

The Au Pairs — Set Up
The Stanley Brothers — Clinch Mountain Blues
David Bowie — The Last Thing You Should Do
Nine Inch Nails — Ringfinger
A Certain Ratio — Flight
J. S. Bach — Concerto No. 4 in G Major (Andante)
Joey Purp — Photobooth
Hum — Suicide Machine
David Bowie — Sound & Vision
Stone Temple Pilots — Pretty Penny