Uh, it already exists, and it's called Galt's Gulch Chile.

Try voating!

Nothing says "family fun" like shit-smeared rodents.

"It can be dual-use" just sucks to say, though.

He wasn't even on my radar since I remember very well his death ruining my day in 2005, which allowed me to detect the smack of Carlin in the line.

Three ladies, our contestants today, and I'm going to get real weird with it. Honeylabia, you pick first.

Nine Inch Nails, Year Zero

You forgot "You're Muslim (Fuck You)"

I went to the beer store intending to pick up a nice, drinkable winter beer, and came back with the Weyerbacher Sunday Mole Stout, an Imperial Stout that is 11.3% ABV. Oh well. Went great with the chili I ate last night.

PJ Harvey — Send His Love To Me
The Faint — I Treat You Wrong
Tori Amos — Sweet Sangria
Martin L. Gore — In My Time of Dying
Van Morrison — Madam George
The Roots — Long Time
Air — Biological
Tazer — TNT
A-ha — Take On Me
Old School Freight Train — Rock Valley Prison

If Hard Powder is half as good as Chubby Rain I'm totally on board with this.

Here's the thing about that stolen seat. The GOP blew up a major part of the Senate's role when they did that, and the voters didn't punish them for it. That's a game changer.

I never felt much about Chuck Schumer, but that's better than nothing. Reid was a real slimeball, and Pelosi is worse. I don't think Schumer is a slimeball.

Hell, I was surprised he didn't name Steve Bannon.

Ben's attempt at fitting in two guesses on the 14-letter words buzz-in was really grating. Good thing he also jumps the gun on the buzzer half the time too.

I don't know a lot of British history, but I did grow up in southeastern Virginia, and they didn't call it "HenryTheEighthtown"

This header picture is exactly what this commentariat deserves for having at least one thread a month about whether or not that girl walking down the sidewalk was hot.

Stream me, baby.

It used to be an IPA by a Baltimore brewery before they got sued.

The last time I drank soju I took my pants off in public and verbally abused an uber driver, and I probably only won 3rd most embarrassing drunk that night. Soju is great!