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Raymond Luxury-Yacht
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You're way too young, and I'm way too well hung!

The message of both those songs is pretty clear: "Attention pubescent female: Beware of penises. I know what I'm talking about because I've used my penis on pubescent females A LOT."

Fuck you, I'm thirty one
Fuck you, I'm thirty one
Fuck you, I'm thirty one
Fuck you, I'm thirty one
Is your age a prime number?
Well fuck you then
I'm thirty-one.

It helps if you're Jewish.

"You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
And now you're older still.
Time is marching on,
And time is still marching on."

I still think the soundtrack is pretty good. It is full of good songs, although better than half of them are by bands not otherwise worth your time, which actually makes the soundtrack pretty handy.

I just got a great idea. I'm going to organize a MRA's march on Washington. I'm going to make a ton of hats that look like dicks as a response to the pussy hats. Then I'm going to take a picture, and then I'll have a picture of a bunch of MRAs with penises on their heads.

Yeah, but the problems Weyoun was solving were always problems like "These guys are resisting our conquering them" so it's not all that different.

"Large Ham Territory" sounds like the weirdest Mario level possible.

Picard: I refuse to believe the afterlife is run by you! The world is not so poorly designed!

Dukat is head of Central Command now, and if you don't legate, you're welcome to move to Ferenginar!

This hat looks exactly like the Needler from Halo. That damn gun wasn't worth shit, ergo, this hat sucks! Q.E.D.

Uh, are we forgetting a little act called Trio?

"You must try this. It's the national dish of Lemmenibbleyertesticles. Learned to make it on holiday in Skopje."

OK: What is "Things They Carried"?

Honestly, 20 of those 30 seconds was me asking myself "Who's that guy who's not Tennessee Williams?"

Miller
Williams
Albee
Beckett
Simon
Mamet
O'Neill
Wilder (Our Town only)
Hansberry (February only)

Yeah, give them credit for trying new things, but the hard fact is that this album just ain't as catchy as I like hearing from Japandroids. Or maybe it is the energy — Brian King isn't straining his vocal chords on every track like usual, which will probably make touring easier.

Yeah, I think libertarians are completely kidding themselves about how government works, but hey, anyone who recognizes that Trump for the democracy-destroying megalomaniac he is is OK in my book.