Thanks for clarifying! I may be more confused than I was before.

Given what's happening in this country right now, thanks to the party you've been loyal to — but, to your credit, you've been in disagreement with lately and you don't support Resident Chump either — you really can't understand why many people are angry and want to fight back?

I can still see you… But where's your penis??

That's not his hand…

I bet he's rubbing something else, but that's about right.

More like a bukkake of glory (hole).

They're so good with their stilletos… You don't even see the blade.

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A PORN STAR! GET YOUR HARD ON!

No you didn't!

A red sun rises… Blood has been spilled this night.

BYE DR. NICK!

I think it should be measured by it's length

THE AV CLUB HAS DISBANDED!!!

*SLAMS DELICIOUS MALK*

BIRDS OF FIRE, BITCHES.

I hear that Pine Is Not ELM. Sorry, I'm an ELM loyalist to the end.

I see what you did there.

Can I use that on my iPad (Which is how I usually read AVC)? That's thru Safari, of course.

That's Mr. Fvnkyhouse to you, now.

Oh fvck that. Fvcking bullshvt.