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Not The Real Randy Jackson
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Thank you for your support. Us husky dudes need some Internet lovin', too.

Not only do I love my thicc as fuck wife, I am also a father that isn't afraid to get in touch with my feminine side. Here's a video of me combing my daughter's long hair:
[32k RTs, 68k likes]

[clears throat]

Jane Wyman could get it.

What if I've seen 20th Century Women, but don't love it as much as you. Am I still a good boy?

The weekly WWE coverage has also been dropped from TV Club. Nothing is sacred! Everything's within bounds!

I've never heard of Ready Player One before this weekend, but the snark I've seen of the book online since the Comic-Con panel has been funny so far.

Late October unprotected sex is the best unprotected sex. More of us should have been born around this time.

Perhaps there is also another person…

Happy birthday to Marlon Wayans, a.k.a. the only living person of note who we know that has a birthday today

While making an old-ass Dawes reference at the Dahmer movie comments, I realized something: The AV Club never reviewed another Dawes album after their infamous B+ grade for Nothing is Wrong! They've released three albums since then! What gives?

"The A.V. Club caught an advance screening of director Marc Meyers’ new movie My Friend Dahmer…and it’s really something special."

1) The Grand Budapest Hotel
2) The Tree of Life
3) The Tree of Life

The Internet content machine is so predictable. SG Standard said yesterday that the HBO Civil War revisionist show hot takes would start on Thursday, and lo and behold…

I miss Gawker so much.

Oh shit.

Pretty backed up on TV from the past year. What Emmy stuff should I get mad at? The shutout for The Leftovers and Modern Family sneaking into Outstanding Comedy are probably two of them. What else? No The Americans for drama series? No love for The Good Place or Rectify? This Is Us being overrated?

I could've sworn Odenkirk did get a nom.