He's been part of more Make-a-Wish wishes than anyone else. He really does seem like a cool dude.

My theory that Trump will eventually antagonize John Cena at a future WrestleMania still stands:
https://twitter.com/JohnCen…

Royals pitcher Yordano Ventura died in a car crash at the age of 25.

He fucked up one country, so he's decided to move to the U.S. and fuck up another.

Good to know. You guys gave it good reviews for months, but the praise for the finale turned The Good Place into a must-watch.

This is offensive! Leftists like me didn't reject Clinton because of neoliberalism.

Sounds like I should start catching up on it.

"The maximum number of items you can rank for each list is 20. The minimum you need to send in a list is 5.

I was actually thinking of going with D'Angelo's list instead:
http://www.panix.com/~dange…

A lot of people who have been calling Trump a fascist and a major threat to our democracy for months sure are poo-pooing others tearing down Politico mag newsstands on L street.

We're really about to do this, huh fam?

Obama should appear on Chapo next. Biden can guest on Cum Town.

Forgot to die today. AGAIN.

So that Colin Jost "Weekend Update" joke about Trump and Nazi Germany was pretty bad, right?

I honestly don't know, and am mostly just shooting the shit. But Trump's ideology is so flexible that it wouldn't surprise me if this did happen. Also, there's this:

Trump is going to propose single-payer healthcare as an alternative to Obamacare, and when he does I'm going to spend that entire day laughing my ass off.

On a related note, SNL is having its highest-rated season in years.

I feel we're due for another great Vietnam War movie. It's been decades.

Jon Stewart is off the air at the same time that Tucker Carlson has seen a career resurgence on Fox. What a time to be alive.

YAY YAY