If Russia ever releases the video, I will personally swear my allegiance to Vladimir Putin. I would forget my fandom for a sovereign Ukraine *snaps fingers* like that.

A friend just informed me that Armando Iannucci has a movie about de-Stalinization in post-production that has Steve Buscemi in the role of Nikita Khrushchev.

Yeah, you can include them.

I was part of the King's Speech backlash of 2010, the Artist backlash of 2011, the Argo backlash of 2012, the American Hustle backlash of 2013, the Birdman backlash of 2014, and last year's Revenant backlash. So, snarky Internet people, sincerely take my plea when I say LEAVE LA LA LAND ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!

What kind of YouTube shows? What are the episode lengths?

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[playfully ruffles Ege Bamyasi's hair]

MY MAN!

NBC loves them some blonde Republicans

How past years of voting have gone:

Let the Submissions for the 2016 CZ Year-End Poll Begin…NOW!

I think it's pretty cool we will have a President who was obsessed with the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson relationship.

Counterpoint: No. No, they shouldn't.

"Pop song sung real slow and in minor key" is the movie trailers' new BWAAAAAAAMP.

Sounds like it's time for another installment of Let's Remember Some 2010s Shows!

Wow, I will do badly in this league.

2016!

And Pirates of the Caribbean 5 will make back its $230 million budget!

Yes!

It's gonna get even worse when it starts beating Moonlight for the big awards.