Also, congratulations!

Fuck Julian Edelman, and fuck you.

tfw you're about to lead us to war with Iran

Due to the volatility of the polls all election long (and Clinton's general incompetence in closing this thing early on), I had a feeling that it was going to come down to whichever candidate had the better final couple of weeks (kind of like how a close football game between two good QBs would be decided on who had…

Better idea: the electoral college vote on 12/19 will end 269-269, leading to a winner-take-all match at Royal Rumble between Clinton/Trump/Ryan. Little do they know…
https://pics.onsizzle.com/b…

Vince McMahon should use his Trump connections to have Trump trash John Cena on Twitter for appearing in the "Through Donald's Eyes" sketch so that way Cena can insult right back, leading to a fued that is resolved in a match at WrestleMania where Cena fights an opponent chosen by Trump.

A trio of people are watching the Mrs. Brown's Boys Christmas special across from me in the college library with no earbuds.

Words and phrases I heard in 2016 more than in previous years of my life combined:
-cuck
-useful idiot
-locker-room talk
-gaslighting
-fake news
-emolument clause
-beta-male
-deplorable
-bedwetting
-herding

It will be him and Olivia de Havilland in a Highlander-style battle to be the last living star of Hollywood's Golden Age.

Quit watching wrestling, mother said. This will never be important to you in real life, mother said.

Trump is playing brilliant 12-dimensional chess with our enemies. If even the press and his own administration don't know what they're planning on doing, then neither will ISIS!

Damn.

Well, at least Homeland Security won't be run by Kris Kobach or David Clarke.

An at-bat from Josh "Mad Dog" Rutledge decided it all.

The 2016 fantasy football playoffs start this week. Here, now, are the playoff matchups:

I was just thinking about this in regards to our 2016 Best-Ofs…

I hate KellyAnn Conway with a passion, and likely will for the rest of my life.

https://twitter.com/realDon…

It's been two weeks, yet I still can't believe that we elected a guy that couldn't even sell a Stone Cold stunner into the White House.

Ep. 49- Caleb (10/12)