I'll be watching the early returns, then tune out a 90-120 minute break around 7 p.m. CT, and then come back to watch the finish. This is the same thing I did in 2012. I won't have any snacks or drinks prepared, but I will have a blanky to calm myself in case things start to get bad.
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Not The Real Randy Jackson
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If the Cavs hadn't won in June, the pressure on both teams to perform would be unprecedented.
I can't believe that this election will be decided by whether Billy Bush or Carlos Danger hurt a candidate more.
Like I said a couple of days ago: they really want this to be a horse race down the stretch. This is why I worried about people proclaiming weeks ago that the election was over.
Well done, swing-state CZ-er! The following are now on notice:
-Eric (FL)
-Stingo (TX)
-Birdie (NC)
-Painty (OH)
-SG (GA)
-Lloyd (GA)
-Snowmania (MN)
-Occams (NV)
This is a solid burn:
So, you're saying I made the right choice quitting The Walking Dead a few years back? Good to know!
Wouldn't it be funny if the White Sox finally started to make the playoffs again after Obama leaves office? They last made it in October '08. The Rangers did pretty well post-Bush, so there is precedent.
Fuck 2016
They would also be playing the Indians, who are second in the list of MLB's longest World Series droughts (1948), behind only the Cubs. God help us all.
Fun thought: Trump loses on Nov. 8 and then….gets elected Speaker of the House in January!
Lol Trump is losing the online Breitbart poll:
Desiigner's "Timmy Turner" has been stuck in my head all week. Help me.
The "Trump is going to lose" narrative is starting to really tick me off in an irrational way as a person who believes in jinxes. I guess it's good of a sign as any that this election has affected my psyche.
The fact that you would ask me that is a compliment to my satire skills.
Just as riveting as the hyperbolic headlines from blogs!