Hillary's campaign has Andy Borowitz fans. I regret voting for her now.

Chris Wallace did a pretty good job on Trump during Fox's primary debates. He's also a registered Democrat. This might actually be one of the few times where the Fox News's "fair and balanced" claim will occur.

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I should probably wait until 11 pm to make these proclamations.

Today has been as close to a "slow news day" as there's been for this election in quite a while.

Five years ago, I had an AP Psychology instructor during my senior year of high school that I really enjoyed. He was smart, provided interesting lectures, and did a good job of teaching us the course material. I think most of the class thought the same way. That said, he also introduced me and many of my other…

My dawg Ken Bone's descent from grace is the most predictable thing to have happened on the Internet this week.

She pronounced .gifs with a soft "G," another reason to be proud of my vote for her!

Well, ain't that embarrassing.

According to an anonymous 4Chan poster, Clinton's 33,000 deleted e-mails as well as a video of her shouting down a black woman with racial epitaphs epithets will be released as part of a "November surprise." So, the election isn't over yet!

I unironically love Ken Bone. Everything about him is amazing. His anecdote about wearing the sweater at the debate is adorable, and he's used his Twitter feed for good by urging people to vote. He is America's sweetheart, and a real life version of Jerry from Parks and Rec..

John Kerry's Secretary of State adventures have been one of my favorite Onion bits over the past few years.
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Oh, hey, today was the 10th year anniversary of 30 Rock. Only three more years, and it can have a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.

Georgia early voting starts next Monday.

Things are going way too well right now, and as an anxious Pole that makes me even more worried.

A CNN poll said Clinton won the debate. YouGov also had a Clinton edge, but by a slimmer margin. CNN focus group was more in favor of Clinton, but most considered it a draw. Frank Luntz focus group had Trump win big, but it is currently the outlier.

Me too. Slate published an article this weekend with the headline "Donald Trump Could Have Been President" as if it were over. All I thought reading the headline was the hundreds of other times people talked about Trump's campaign being done only be so completely wrong soon after. It's like some people forgot that two…

I didn't mean to sound happy that we once again saw the nominee of a majority party behave as a sexual predator and a creep. The possibility that this signals a campaign season that's going to reach an ugly conclusion also doesn't help. It's more about being pleased at establishment Republicans going in full panic…

I should be enjoying these past two days, but the gloating from Democrats and liberals is getting a little too much.

I've begun to re-watch the 2012 debates in a nostalgic lens. Not only were talks between Romney and Obama mostly about policy, but there were also very few personal attacks (aside from bits and pieces about the 47 percent video). As someone who panicked about that election, too, it's giving me weird feelings.