Honestly? A Miller-Wayne trade may work. Send me the offer so I can think it over.

Attention, CZ Fantasy Football Players

Guess which 2014 “film” is the 3rd highest rated on Letterboxd:

Did our brains explode, or was it beat out of us from a machete chop?

1. The Grand Budapest Hotel
2. Under the Skin
3. Listen Up, Philip
4. The Immigrant
5. Nightcrawler

Sure. "Right now." Not all the time.

If anyone in the CZ fantasy basketball league wants to have an NBA player injured, make them a free agent so I can add them to my team. It has already worked four times so far.

The not-too-distant future of Her is sooner than we thought.

As someone who gave up on it after season three, I feel weirdly mad about this.

SBT, you were not kidding about how good Listen Up, Philip was. Probably one of the three best films from this year that I've seen so far.

Over the summer, I took a business course on management and organizational behavior, and it is uncanny how much of the concepts taught was demonstrated in this movie.

I have a feeling a new Weekend Update pairing is going to happen sometime soon. I also have a feeling that Beck Bennett will yet again not be a part of it.

Prince, ladies and gentlemen!

Unrelated, but could you please respond to my FFB trade offer?

I will conclude with my Torontonian gal-pal on the quality of Nightcrawler. Truly the most heart-warming business success story since The Social Network.

We get it! You were in a movie!

Mitch Hurwitz is editing together a chronological version of Arrested Development season 4

1. Naked (1993)
2. Tess (1979)
3. Fish Tank (2009)
4. Kiss Me Deadly (1955)
5. Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
6. Killing Them Softly (2012)
7. The Grandmaster (2013)
8. Naked Lunch (1991)
9. Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
10. Gone Girl (2014)

It is hilarious how upset you seem.

I was not sure if you were a baseball fan.