"All the Kansas City Royals fans will look up and shout 'Save us!'… and Madison Bumgarner'll look down and whisper 'No.'"

Congratulations, Janine (and Dave)!

This is a show currently airing on television.

It is because you are a perfectly normal human being.

Boy, the Falcons just did everything they could to lose today, huh?

/forced to carry around scarlet downvote for life

The song the pig sings has a very similar melody to parts of Mr. Show's "The Joke: The Musical."

How have you already watched tonight's episode? Tell me your mystical powers, you Canadian wizard!

No horror movies so far, but seeing Mike Hammer as a sadist in Kiss Me, Deadly was pretty creepy.

The Wire reunion panel happening at PaleyfestNY this very moment. Yahoo! Screen is streaming it:

"You may have explored the ends of space, but you have to explore your heart!"

Happy birthday Affro! If I were to rank you among the other 87 Affros, I would most definitely put you in the top 22.

I've only seen the first half of the season, but it is pretty good: not essential viewing, but still well-made. I will catch up on it when I have time.

It's been a while since we live-blogged The Soup. Are bongoes and Birdie too busy? Is it Ryan Murphy's fault? Are we boycotting it based on some No Live Shows principle?

Awesome!

This has been: LloydBraun Recalls Random Events from 2013

I liked it too, and I also liked the recent Schwartz/Sanz and Sandberg/Lapkus episodes.

I wish I could believe you, except you watch, like, ten TV shows total. Still, your enthusiasm does make me want to catch up.

Sounds like a spinoff of Odd Future WGKTA.

The Brazil DVDs have both the theatrical version and studio-cut version used by Universal for US TV syndication. It also has some neat special features. I recommend it.