OK! BLUE JAYS! LET'S! PLAY! BALL!

Just under the wire, this will be the best thing I read in 2012. Bravo.

Just under the wire, this will be the best thing I read in 2012. Bravo.

No, I can't rock a cardigan like Federer can. 

No, I can't rock a cardigan like Federer can. 

As someone who has been told by at least two dozen strangers that I look exactly like Quentin Tarantino, I guess I'll nominate myself.

As someone who has been told by at least two dozen strangers that I look exactly like Quentin Tarantino, I guess I'll nominate myself.

And you want to be my most improved commenter…

And you want to be my most improved commenter…

Kim Campbell.

Kim Campbell.

"You only sieve once."

"You only sieve once."

If this is a clandestine Scott Pilgrim sequel with Schwartzman, Winstead, and Plaza, I'm wholeheartedly on board.

If this is a clandestine Scott Pilgrim sequel with Schwartzman, Winstead, and Plaza, I'm wholeheartedly on board.

I had a ticket to see Holy Motors, but due to waves of migrating Beliebers flocking to downtown Toronto, I wasn’t able to make it in time (despite leaving 75 minutes in advance). After punching the staring wheel several times, I turned around and settled for Pitch Perfect instead. Not terrible. Kendrick and Snow are…

I had a ticket to see Holy Motors, but due to waves of migrating Beliebers flocking to downtown Toronto, I wasn’t able to make it in time (despite leaving 75 minutes in advance). After punching the staring wheel several times, I turned around and settled for Pitch Perfect instead. Not terrible. Kendrick and Snow are…

She never felt truly motivated because she always had that Post-Its fortune to fall back on.

She never felt truly motivated because she always had that Post-Its fortune to fall back on.

God, a cancelled show will probably be back before Mad Men.