God, a cancelled show will probably be back before Mad Men.

When you guys type out SIIIIIIIIIIMS, is it meant to be read in a George Costanza "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX" cadence? Because for some reason I always read it as an angry cigar-chomping boss calling him into his office.

When you guys type out SIIIIIIIIIIMS, is it meant to be read in a George Costanza "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX" cadence? Because for some reason I always read it as an angry cigar-chomping boss calling him into his office.

As his namesake, I would consider it a personal favor if he could keep his nose clean.

As his namesake, I would consider it a personal favor if he could keep his nose clean.

TWELVE HUNDRED BUCKS

TWELVE HUNDRED BUCKS

As long as you're aware that a kiss is not a contract.

As long as you're aware that a kiss is not a contract.

Yes, I do. Very much so. You don't have any hypothetical scenarios that are worse, do you?

Yes, I do. Very much so. You don't have any hypothetical scenarios that are worse, do you?

Dan Aykroyd stares nervously at his phone, occasionally checking to see if there's a dial tone, frantically hanging up in case they're trying to call RIGHT NOW.

Dan Aykroyd stares nervously at his phone, occasionally checking to see if there's a dial tone, frantically hanging up in case they're trying to call RIGHT NOW.

Agreed on Holler, and will also include Brad MacNeil, Bita Joudaki, Charlie Demers, and Jon Dore.

Agreed on Holler, and will also include Brad MacNeil, Bita Joudaki, Charlie Demers, and Jon Dore.

I'm waiving the customary five-year waiting period and immediately inducting Ryan Beil into the SPY guest hall of fame. He brings the goods every time. Shame about the A&W gig, though.

I'm waiving the customary five-year waiting period and immediately inducting Ryan Beil into the SPY guest hall of fame. He brings the goods every time. Shame about the A&W gig, though.

My jaw dropped in the middle of my gym when Samm nailed all four names. That is how the game should be played.

My jaw dropped in the middle of my gym when Samm nailed all four names. That is how the game should be played.

Dave Shumka's "Goodbye England's Rose, let the bodies hit the floor" on that episode was the highlight of my week.