"…before excusing herself to the nearest restroom to cry" actually broke my heart a little bit, because O'Neal can scarily paint a very specific realistic scenario to match each piece of Hollywood news that gets spit out every day. In my mind, this is what actually happened now.

D and Em are letting the air out of your tires right now.

D and Em are letting the air out of your tires right now.

Bernard Sumner?

Bernard Sumner?

Kind of a shame the video for "Hook" was such a shitpile. I'm a sucker for the flipping-through-TV-syncing-up-with-the-song motif, but they barely try to keep it interesting at all.

Kind of a shame the video for "Hook" was such a shitpile. I'm a sucker for the flipping-through-TV-syncing-up-with-the-song motif, but they barely try to keep it interesting at all.

I'm depressed with myself that I found that part most offensive.

I'm depressed with myself that I found that part most offensive.

I'm depressed with myself that I found that part most offensive.

Completely agree. They seem to have the same nostalgia for things I do from my own Canadian upbringing, so I can put an episode on and feel like I'm part of a conversation with friends in my dreary basement apartment.

Completely agree. They seem to have the same nostalgia for things I do from my own Canadian upbringing, so I can put an episode on and feel like I'm part of a conversation with friends in my dreary basement apartment.

Stop Podcasting Yourself is essential listening this week for the discussion of slow-roasted hot dogs and Sue Thomas, F.B.Eye. Possibly the best non-Jon Dore episode of the year.

Stop Podcasting Yourself is essential listening this week for the discussion of slow-roasted hot dogs and Sue Thomas, F.B.Eye. Possibly the best non-Jon Dore episode of the year.

If someone would edit out the Leno, this could be the greatest Youtube video of all time.

If someone would edit out the Leno, this could be the greatest Youtube video of all time.

I applaud your specificity.

I applaud your specificity.

Do the same people who vote on the drama categories vote on the comedy ones, as well? If so, it's clearly time to take the latter responsibility out of their hands.

Do the same people who vote on the drama categories vote on the comedy ones, as well? If so, it's clearly time to take the latter responsibility out of their hands.