The bottom spoiler warning for people scrolling up may be the most thoughtful thing I've ever seen in an internet comments section. Which is a low hurdle to clear, but still…

Paradise Lost? Found it!

"We're so afraid of being mocked for anything that we turn ourselves into the mockers, and that prevents us from ever feeling anything fully."

You spelled puuuuuuppy wrong.

All Congo references get like. That law.

I'm here for the free chicken.

Dead Lead-filled Orifice

Next week on AMC's Mad Men…

I love that this account already existed.

It takes a truly special individual to take a simple, effective comedy bit involving newspaper typos and make it less funny. Jay Leno is that individual.

I heartily endorse this statement.

I meant the other one: 
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Strangely enough, it seems he and the co-creator of 2 Broke Girls would really get along.

Tag only got a C+ because someone forgot to call no tagbacks.

We've truly entered the darkest timeline if next week Troy is bludgeoning Abed to death with a rock.

Depends. Is that the movie about the wrestler who survived being burned alive?

The kids were getting confused when the fogies would drop the word "Orwellian" on them. This one's for the children.

Basically the cast affordable enough for their webisodes.

I always assumed they did the Michael Scott goodbye four episodes before the season finale so they could bring back Steve Carell for guest appearances in the future and keep it under the same contract terms. I was actually looking forward to that, for some reason.

I'd imagine wearing a tight rubber suit would make it harder to breathe.