All they need to do is swap Winnipeg and Nashville, but Detroit and Columbus keep whining about being in the Eastern Conference. How I hate those Red Wings…

I'll admit it: I think a Paulie D spinoff could be entertaining. An age 18-34 white male has spoken.

Goodness no, my fellow. I believe "beads" is what was uttered.

That one line overshadowed the return of Community for me.

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus And the comment section on the review for that movie would be where they realize it.

Has “what a snob” become the meme it was destined to be on
these here internets? i.e. “Barack Obama says he can tell the difference
between name brand and store brand cola. What a snob.”

There are… some inconsistencies in your story.

I've been told by at least two dozen people that I bear an uncanny resemblance to Quentin Tarantino. I lose.

Teal, more specifically.

The Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman

I love that the phrasing of the question doesn't allow for "this didn't happen" to be a response. It's either "I can confirm this" or "I don't remember".

I guess the actual ratings numbers for those NBC programs had to be sacrificed to make room for more snark, as per the AV Club Newswire charter.

FLAGGED

As a lifelong fan of Barenaked Ladies, I feel the need to quarrel with their inclusion on this list. But I know that would be a long swim upstream. And my arms are tired.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus Roughly the same time I learned. Sigh….

Yachter Otter? Shucks!

If there's any notification we need on this system, it's when there's an awesome conversation happening elsewhere. You're doing the lord's work.

"Hitler is one of the most annoying people of all time."

My friend had a So I Married An Axe Murderer-themed birthday party for her roommate a year or so ago. There was a Scottish Wall of Fame, an issue of "the paper", and my other friend came dressed as The Colonel. I attempted to learn Only You in six languages, but it never stuck.

I think I'd rather watch the people sitting down show.