Stephen Colbert has to be the most snark-free subject of a Sean O'Neal Newswire article that I've ever seen.

Why'd you have to bring that up? I'm still furious about it.

Mr. Ratner?

How I Met Your Mother is a cautionary tale that the societal mores of 2030 have degraded to the point where such conversation is considered tame and commonplace. We can only circumvent it by exterminating our "Skynet": Ke$ha.

Maybe his twin wrestles a robot…

Imagine my shock when I found out my two official man-crushes, Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm, were friends since childhood. And then throw Adam Scott into the mix… I might have to see what all this gay business is all about for real.

The Jeter episode is one of my favorites ever, bar none. The foul ball monologue. Teaching Kattan how to play baseball. Derek Jeter’s Taco Hole. His new perm. All gold.

Completely agree with his final point. You either stride ahead with the twists everyone has already guessed (i.e. Dexter), or you have to come up with something so off-the-wall no one would have guessed it (and for good reason).

I think I remember that. That was when the original article/advertisement was posted and he was defending himself against all the criticism that ran rampant in the comment sections. As far as I know, they've turned a blind eye to it's metamorphosis into what it's become since. Which isn't surprising, as one glimpse of…

The AV Club writing staff's tandem effort to never address the Dawes meme needs to be further explored. There's almost certainly a conspiracy here.

Happy NOel.

So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to…

A bit too much exposition. Plotless, I say. Plotless!

I miss religiously-ambiguous Joe Sakic.

I concur completely. I loved the family banter on this show so much, I've always maintained that the best episode would have been the Cohens having dinner, hanging out, watching TV, etc. for a full hour. No plot, just a chance to hang out with these characters for a quiet evening.

Hey, aren't you Mandy Moore?

I find it somewhat astounding that both Cuthbert and Jay Baruchel went from co-hosting a Canadian science show for children to become legitimate B-list stars. I'm a little surprised they haven't ended up in the same mediocre sex comedy somewhere along the way.

You just gave Eliza Coupe 'Nam flashbacks.

How does something debut on Encore?

I started doing that after the 2010 MTV Video Awards.