Is "douchebag" supposed to be used exclusively for men, because if so I've been using it wrong.

I was horrified to see the puppeteers on stage for the good nights. I thought we had an unspoken arrangement with The Muppets that we would love them unconditionally as long as the dudes with their arms up their backsides remained hidden from view. I didn't think I had any innocence left, but something died inside me…

I thought it was unusual that Segel's character's name was Marshall.

Joel McHale showed this video on Conan last night and described a shirtless Ken Jeong as a melting alien. That this was shown in lieu of the show he was there to promote may be the perfect encapsulation of why Community will never find a larger audience.

But that is a large piece of the pie.

Few things match the crippling disappointment of getting home from work before 5:30, turning on the TV, and seeing Dan LeBatard's smug goateed mug. You instantly know you're in trouble if they open with a shot of Kornheiser or Wilbon doesn't say Tony in his intro.

Anyone who hates PTI should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus You can retire on a comment as good as "the beaten body of Shia LeBeouf" and live off the royalties.

Even better is from a different episode with Dave's fantasy making love on the space shuttle… with a space prostitute.

Joe Rogan should play the host, for reasons obvious to Newsradio fans.

I find Parks & Rec is particularly adept at giving each cast member at least one moment to shine per episode, whether they're involved in the plot or not. Seems Community is more inclined to shelve a character for an episode if they're not centrally involved.

A US3 gimmick account that posted a completely out of context   "Ziggy ziggy bop. Funky! Funky!" on every article would never get old to me.

At 10? Did they cancel that show about the policewoman and her jaunty hat?

Ukraine is game to him? How bout I take his little flick and smash it!

Who knew one would need more than one reason to not jack off into a Super Soaker?

Compared to most other pumpkin costumes, however, this would definitely qualify as slutty in my books. It's all relative.

My brother saw this movie and told me a hillbilly tries to kill someone with a brick, but seems confused about how to use said brick (as if it requires some sort of instruction manual), and is dispensed with due to said confusion. Confirm or deny?

… and she's an unlikable potential slayer who we'll try to shoehorn into a relationship with a beloved character anyway.

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