Agreed. I don't give a shit what color mother's milk is today. Leave me the fuck alone.

Tonight….. you.

Did the shotgun blast to the wall do more dollars worth of damage than the burglar could have?

The one where the kid lights a fire cracker in his bedroom and it blows up in his hand. He lights the fuse and immediately tries to put it out on the carpet. What did he think was going to happen?

In Soviet Russia, images of Disney characters are subtly hidden in sexual acts.

My favorite part is how distressed Lenny looks in the avatar.

Congratulations on being the first person in twelve years to find a use for Andy Dick. But with that said, I think we'd all be better off pushing him in a volcano.

It's name is B. Boy? How much cardboard are they going to have to put down for this monstrosity?

@avclub-c2b1b8ce8d74964b7ca641283ddc2e8b:disqus George Clooney might have a differing opinion.

When the entire basis for your nightly monologue is "So, who's from out of town?", you know you're in for a bumpy, bumpy ride.

Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court.

I've been wondering from about 10:50 p.m. on Sunday how long it would take me to see that as an avatar. Kudos.

Which is to say very much so for both.

If you try and make a case for "High and Dry", does it automatically summon Radiohead fans to your home where they'll commence beating you to death with large wrenches? Because that would be a bummer.

Apparently once you slip into the second page of comments, you can get away with calling Nine Inch Nails "nu-metal" without repercussion. Useful info.

Regarding the "If loving worms…" joke, I think it was Annie's response that was the (hilarious) punchline.

Unless I'm mistaken, the latter style has only been used in the bottle episode and the debate episode. I'm sure they'll return at some point, but it's not like they've been a staple.

This will never play in Laurel Canyon.

Formally requesting a Jim Downey poster to paste this wherever appropriate.

Wait a sec. Super Bowl is in Indianapolis this year. It's on NBC. If we don't get a special Parks & Rec episode immediately following the game I'm murdering every peacock I see.