*clears throat*

MarloweAndMe, enough. I have enough.

I will only reply that it appears exactly as intended, misspellings and all.

Your 2nd sentence is precisely my point. Normal people would think "Hey, that's probably not-so-great an idea."

I did not see that one coming at all, sick tats brah. Very funny.

You are all going to hell, or its approximation.

I don't know, Morgendorffer. Among the many choices he (the director) could have made, I'd have suggested that the "falling man" motif maaaaaybe shouldn't fall above the line.

Don't sweat it, Sheltie. With a few notable exceptions (and those primarily among my psychopathic right-wing relatives) it's impossible to begrudge anyone's reaction — or lack thereof — to that shitty, shitty day.

betterforsome, I had exactly the same reaction. As I read, I thought "yeah, sounds bad, as bad as I thought it would be but still, Tom Hanks … Max Von Sydow … maudlin … treacly … oh, shit; well, there ya go."

Thank god this film is such a complete trainwreck. Every time I saw the coming attraction, I was simulataneously angry the film even exists, hopeful it could be something — anything — other than terrible, and nauseated by the shot of Sandra Bullock looking out her office window to see the burning towers. Personally,…

…

Balderdash. You clearly don't like movies.
 
*additional pointless rhetoric, insults and misanthropy*
 
AlluahAhkbar[BOOM!]

Wait, don't leave just yet! We hardly know each other!

Argh. You beat me again for the last time …

You'll see the contributions increase significantly once we're within 500 comments or so. I estimate about 11 days to get within 500 and the rest on day 12.

Is anyone the least bit surprised that I lovelovelove what Battlecar Compactica wrote?

You think poop smells good, too? Yay!

So, the editor was … getting some donuts? Neck deep in feces? Having a seizure? Because I can't believe anyone besides the writer looked at this review before it was posted. What a mess.

Some stranger on a bus?

I don't know what it is but you definitely win something with that reply.