Katy "Scratch" Perry.

Maybe they'll ship the blood in freeze-dried leeches. Just toss 'em in some boiling water. You'll find that essence rare!

Is a Juggalo a play on the word Beef-a-lo?

Big Honey Mustards. Isn't that one of their fine products?

Loved him in "Joe." Also, I dug how he reprised his role in the late '70s remake of "Body Snatchers." He was just as unhinged and desperate, but in color!

Yeah, I've been single most of my life. That's probably why I'm such a mess…

Oh, and when you do Buck, check out the song "The Buck Starts Here" by Robbie Fulks just for yucks. It's actually a fine emotional essay, for a novelty song.

I was making a mix tape recently and added the song "Happiest Girl in the USA" by Donna Fargo as a gag, but then I listened to it closely and realized it's an effective reminder/summation of all that's wrong with rock and modern pop music. No attempts at being "hard," or profound or market savvy. Just a simple…

New Orleans, Louie Armstrong's small combo era.

McGarnickle!!!

Sorry, Billingham. You're all alone, here…

Whoops! Thanx internets! I meant to say Taylor Swift in my earlier post. What's Taylor Dane look like, anyway? (Leaves site to google pic…) Oooohh… I definitely want to state my preference for Swift over Dane. Cheezus…

A threesome that included CCH Pounder and Minnie Driver? Man, you wouldn't likely survive…

Did you mean Frink's Wild Years? Before he became a scientist?

Hey, the Waits is great and all, but I get the feeling he's one of those artists that dorks buy one album of just to "weird" up their CD collection.

It's "married." No question. It's funnier.

Not that I've watched any superhero movies for the last… ever?…but please don't foist another origin story on us! Trust us, we know about the Cosmic-frikkin'-Rays!

Much like Taylor Dane, I'm saddened that she gained fame with her voice instead of her much more obvious boner-inducing skills. Yes, the porn industry lost two fantastic mega-super-ho's when these girls misguidedly pursued a music career.

How's everyone feel about still having to declare your fruits and vegetables at the border when crossing into California?

Baby on board,