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*stops van, shows candy (real candy, not a euphemism for his weiner!) to gjetobuster's kids…*

you could, but he'd probably call the cops on you.

you could, but he'd probably call the cops on you.

T. Hanks

T. Hanks

a man with a moustache like that is not to be trusted.

a man with a moustache like that is not to be trusted.

he is an awfully likable (maybe even lovable) guy.

he is an awfully likable (maybe even lovable) guy.

i have a similar response whenever i see period films, especially if there are love scenes. i can't help but think about how bad those people would more than likely have smelled.

i have a similar response whenever i see period films, especially if there are love scenes. i can't help but think about how bad those people would more than likely have smelled.

that was mildly disappointing. i fully expected hose guy to soak that obnoxious little fucker.

that was mildly disappointing. i fully expected hose guy to soak that obnoxious little fucker.

*moves away quickly to avoid SCRATCH Acid cooties*

*moves away quickly to avoid SCRATCH Acid cooties*

my account summation page changed suddenly this afternoon. it's like i went back in time.

my account summation page changed suddenly this afternoon. it's like i went back in time.

"available"?