it's never a good idea to do biopics about any celeb with half-an-ounce of star quality. it's something that just can't be replicated. will smith gave an entirely credible performance as mohammad ali, but he still wasn't, y'know, mohammad ali.

there's also an issue with saldana looking like a supermodel while simone was kinda average looking.

there's also an issue with saldana looking like a supermodel while simone was kinda average looking.

another genuinely funny gimmick account? obviously the world is about to end.

another genuinely funny gimmick account? obviously the world is about to end.

i've never regretted watching a/participating in a fuck-fest.

i've never regretted watching a/participating in a fuck-fest.

someone needs a hug!

someone needs a hug!

but wasn't it nice and cozy in there? i'm never pulling mine out.

but wasn't it nice and cozy in there? i'm never pulling mine out.

yeah, a woman named "IMAN" for fuck's sake!

yeah, a woman named "IMAN" for fuck's sake!

sexuality is more of a fluid* thing than articles like this would suggest. very few of the gay people i've met have hard* rules against sleeping with members* of the opposite sex.

sexuality is more of a fluid* thing than articles like this would suggest. very few of the gay people i've met have hard* rules against sleeping with members* of the opposite sex.

i keep trying to maintain some detachment on the issue, but i'm glad obama did a lot better this time.

i keep trying to maintain some detachment on the issue, but i'm glad obama did a lot better this time.

i'm here to tell you that your mom wasn't getting popcorn. unless "popcorn" is the new euphemism for "hot monkey lovin'".

i'm here to tell you that your mom wasn't getting popcorn. unless "popcorn" is the new euphemism for "hot monkey lovin'".

maybe i just need a break? i freak out at the response i get from posting the most innocuous shit sometimes.